Public school student transfers to private parochial school

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 18, 2006

by daddydoright
2-18-06
Who here knows why the Titanic sank?
(raises his hand)
Yes Kevin?
The Titanic sank because the crew ignored reports of icebergs. The ship struck an iceberg which ripped her hulls causing it to capcize.
That's what people who don't believe in God say! Class tell new student Kevin what really sank the Titanic!
(all the kids in classroom yell robotically in unison) "GOD!!"