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| "Is that what I think it is?!" (screams) "Ahhh!" (mad) "Yes it's a shit stain on the bed!" | |
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| Yes you did! You sat on the edge of the bed after we had sex and you put your underwear on! The shit stain is right there! (pointing) | |
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| (demurely) "It wasn't me." | |
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| From now on you have to shower before we have sex! | |
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| (whining) "Can't we just have sex with my underwear on?" | |
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