911 call (drunk in bar calls ambulance for a ride home)

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 18, 2006

by daddydoright
2-18-06
We got a call about a 'man down'! Where is he!
(bartender) "He's right over there!"
This guy just looks drunk out of his mind.
(slurring) "I'm not as think I am as you are drunk!" (hiccup!)
(walking toward door) "False alarm! We're outta here!"
Ain't cha even gonna give me a ride home? Come 'on I called 911 it's the least you can do! Hey wait or I'll make a citizen's complaint!