911 Call (Man In Pain, asking For Drugs)

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 18, 2006

by daddydoright
2-18-06
Sir did you call 911!
Yes I did!
We had a report of a 'Man in Pain' needing medical assistance!
Yah man that's me! You see I don't get my government assistance check till next Thursday and I got no money to drink with!
(yelling) "False alarm! Let's pack it up!"
Come on man! I know you guys carry them good pain pills in the rig! How'z about a few to take the edge off till I get my check?!