911 Call (Drunk Calls For Cigarrettes)

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 18, 2006

by daddydoright
2-18-06
(rushing in) We got a call some one in here is 'Having Chest Pains'?!
(bartender shrugs his head) "Over there!"
Did you call 911!
Yah what took you so long?! I'm out of cigarettes! Can you go get me a pack of Camel non-filtered extra-long non menthols!
(disgusted, yells) "False alarm! Let's get outta here!"
Hey Comeon! I'm really dying over here! I need a fucking smoke!