Just cause your 'traveled' doesn't mean your sophisticated!

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 18, 2006

by daddydoright
2-18-06
(acting sophisticated) I just love to travel! I just love to try all the foods a new area has to offer!
(ashamed) I haven't traveled much. (nervous bragging) But ask my husband he travels for a living! He's done tried food all over the country!
(impressed) Your wife was saying you travel around the country! You simply must tell me about the 'difference' in foods you have enjoyed!
(thinking) Welll, far as I can tell, all them BURGER KINGS taste pretty much the same no matter where you go!
(asking prissily) What exactly do you do for a living?!
(proudly) Welll mam I drive truck!