Man Likes His Coffee The Way He Likes His Women

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 18, 2006

by daddydoright
2-18-06
(to fucky perky) Hi welcome to STARBUCKS can I take your order?
I'd just like a black coffee.
(very confused) Don't you want anything else in it?!
(said robotically) No I like my coffee the way I like my women.
(smiles) Black huh?
(ignores her and says) "FULL OF BOOZE!"