NEW ARMCHAIR OLYMPIC CHAMPION WINS ALL EVENTS!

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 19, 2006

by daddydoright
2-19-06
(sound way to loud) OUR WINTER OLYMPIC COVERAGE CONTINUES FROM TORINO!!!
(staring way to hard for his own good) Since I got my Hign Definition TV all the Olympic events seem almost easy to me!
(too loud) AND HERE'S WOMEN'S SNOWBOARDING AT IT'S FINEST!!
(really beleiving himself) I Could Do That!
(still loud) MEN'S SKELETON TRACK CHAMPION HAS THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE TODAY!!
(faking to himself being disgusted) I Could Do That! (and then thinks about it a bit and adds humbly) If I lost a hundred pounds and.. and.. was like 20 years younger.