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| (crying) Class my wife just left me. She decided to be a full time lesbian. She spent all our life savings and took out a 2nd mortgage on the house to finance her lover's coke habit! | |
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| (ecstatic) Does this mean we don't have to read Friedrich Nietsche's "Beyond Good And Evil" anymore?! | |
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| (calmer) I'm quitting my teaching job and going down to Mexico to drink myself to death. Sooo I guess I might as well tell you all. | |
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| (the students) What's that professor?!! Yahh tell us professor!! | |
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| (motions with hands) All these textbooks are bullshit!! (dramatic pause) I learned more about Life from watching JERRY SPRINGER and episodes of COPS than I did from any fucking book!! | |
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| (students start madly scrambling for the exits) WooHooh! I'll meet you all in the TV commons room with beer and chips! | |
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