I've Been Everywhere, Well Not Really!

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 22, 2006

by daddydoright
2-22-06
(prideful) Ever hear that song by Johnny Cash "I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE"?
Yah that's the song where he lists about a hundred cities and keeps fockin singing "I've been everywhere man". Yah what about it?
(still proud) Well that's my theme song! I use to drive truck for 30 years and I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE!
(interested) Oh yah. What was it like living in all those places and doing different things?!
(embarrassed) Uh..well.. I actually didn't live in any of those towns. I ah, just kind of drove pretty much straight thru them without stopping for the most part.
Bummer.