Shaolin Secrets; shitting a 3 1/2 foot rope

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 25, 2006

by daddydoright
2-25-06
Welcome to China. I can see there is something you wish to ask me but are uncomfortable to talk about. Please. Feel free. (gestures with hand) Speak.
Ok. This is gonna sound really weird but. I studied martial arts for a little bit. And even though not in a formal setting I've kept up mentally with the books, movies, tapes, etc.
Just say it. There is nothing we monks do not talk about. Beleive me you would blush if I told you. But it is all part of our Life's cosmic journey.
(resigned to telling the truth) The other day I was taking a shit and became distracted. I just forgot about self. I thought and felt nothing. It was like I did not exist.
Oh you have advanced so! It usually takes 20 years to do this. But you must be careful for if done wrong you can die.
Yes! I understood that when I saw the 3 1/2 foot turd. But thankyou now I understand more fully.