TWINS BORN!! boys name RHETORIC, girls name ROWANDA

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 25, 2006

by daddydoright
2-25-06
Congratulations! Daddy! You have twins!! A healthy bouncing baby boy and A beautiful little girl!
Wow! Twins!! We didn't even know! You see we didn't want to know the sex while she was pregnant. So we didn't have any ultrasounds done.
Well. Mother and babies are doing fine in the recovery rooom. So what names did you two pick out for the babies?
Well my wife is leaving it completely up to me. Me being an aspiring writer who's politically conscious I want names that reflect this! (obviously thinking hard)
I've got it! The boy's name will be RHETORIC and the girls will be ROWANDA!!
Oh brother I hope he puts more thought into his writing or those kids will fuckin starve!