PRAY TO YOUR TV for it has all the answers you'll ever need

Author: daddydoright

Date: March 11, 2006

by daddydoright
3-11-06
I have a new ritual. I kneel infront of my TV and pray to it before I turn it on.
I pray to TV because I realized after I got my satellite dish with surround sound connected to my HDTV receiver that MY GOD IS TV!
I never look at the channel guide anymore I know my GOD will show me what I am meant to see. I have now devoted my Life to constant prayer TO MY GOD and my prayers are always answered!