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| TV! OH TV! I spent my life with you! My earliest memories are of a man walking on the moon and back then I was only TWO! | |
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| TV! OH TV! I have been oh so loyal too! I never leave the house, I never leave your side except to maybe poo! | |
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| TV you know me so well, You know the things I like! So please tell me why did my wife leave me for a dyke?!! | |
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