PRAY TO YOUR TV GOD!

Author: daddydoright

Date: March 11, 2006

by daddydoright
3-11-06
kneeling infront of TV
TV! TV! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!
STATIC CHANNEL BLARES!
kneeling infront of TV
AM I NOT YOUR LOYAL SERVANT?! DON'T I GIVE YOU THE CONSTANT ADULERATION, THE FIXATED MEDITATION WHICH OTHERS CALL PRAYER?!
STATIC STILL BLARES!
kneeling infront of TV
TV I SWEAR BEFORE ALL THAT IS HOLY I WILL RENEW MY PRAYERS TENFOLD IF ONLY YOU WOULD SHINE INTO MY HEART AGAIN AND FILL IT WITH PURPOSE!!
(and the satellite transmission is restored!) "TONIGHT ON AMERICAN IDOL, the judges are looking grumpy and the last three contestants are desperate!