Women are like spiders

Author: daddydoright

Date: March 11, 2006

by daddydoright
3-11-06
Man! Women are like fucking spiders! They patiently set a trap and wait!
(hiccup!) "Yah and we're just stupid fuckin flies! Flying along from one fuckin smell to another!
And while we're busy flying, their just patiently watching...
(burp!) "..waiting for the obvious to happen. Our simple patterns/ habits always fuckin betray us!"
(sexy voice) "Hi there. My friend and I were just watching you two over here. Do you guys wanna come over and buy a drink?
(no pause) "Sure!" (and from behind almost in unison) "SURE!"