His Mum never taught him how to be Irish so he just pretends

Author: daddydoright

Date: March 14, 2006

by daddydoright
3-14-06
drunk singing over enunciating each word loudly
The mallard!!!!!!! And the drake!!!!!!! The mallard!!!!!!! And the drake!!!!!
Along walks the mallard!!!!!!!!!!!! Along walks the drake!!!!!!!!
What's up with him?
(bartender) Nahhh! Don't mind him. He's just pretending he's Irish again. He cumz in here time to time pissed off. Then he sitz by 'iz' self. Getz blitzed singz and leaves.