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McDonalds corporate H.Q. boardroom
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| All this negative P.R. we been receiving involving the nutritional content of our product has been KILLING OUR BOTTOM LINE!! | |
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| I DID NOT BECOME CEO OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST FAST FOOD CONGLOMERATE BY ACCEPTING FAILURE!! I Want New Catchy Ad Slogans NOWWW!!! | |
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frantically they yell any ideas
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| (ad writer yells) "McDonalds; cause they could be wrong!" | |
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| (ad writer yells) "McDonalds: It's not good for ya, but what is?! Or! or! Who wants to live forever!! | |
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| (ad writer yells) "McDonalds: Killing you soooo good." (smiles) | |
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| (ad writer yells) "How 'bout McDonalds clothing wear?! Available for our customers whole life cycle, cradle to grave so to speak. In sizes 2T thur 8XL!" | |
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