I was black yesterday, today I just feel like being white

Author: daddydoright

Date: March 15, 2006

by daddydoright
3-15-06
speaker phone rings
(presses speaker button) "Hello?"
(black ghetto friend voice) "Yo man! What'zzz upppp????"
speaker phone rings
(uncomfortable) "Er,ah! I gotta go!"
(black phone friend) "Some-thin wrong??? You sounding kinda funny!!"
speaker phone rings
(annoyed) "Welllll, I was black all last week with you!! TODAY I JUST FEEL LIKE BEING WHITE! Okay??"
(calm) "It'z cooool! Catch ya'llll later!" (hangsup)