Woman says to boyfriend "I love your wallet more than you!"

Author: daddydoright

Date: March 18, 2006

by daddydoright
3-18-06
GET OUT!!
FINE!! FUCK IT!! I WILL!!!
(realizing he's really leaving) "Can you 'please' just leave me one thing??"
(stops moveing stuff for a second, way calmed down by her 'sweetie' voice) "What?"
Your wallet.
(shudders) "I feel so fuckin dirty, so used!"