Comic Version of bad joke from the movie "PREDATOR"

Author: daddydoright

Date: March 23, 2006

by daddydoright
3-23-06
Fuck! Am I toasted! Oh look! Here comes a chick! But I'm to damm drunk to talk any good game! So..fuck it! I'll just come right out and ask her!
Damm! It's closing time! I wana go home with somebody! Oh look! There's a guy! As long as he doesn't say anything stupid I'll give him some!
man leans over drunkenly
I shurrrrrre could use a little pussy??
What a fucking loser! Well he blew a sure thing! I'll give him a smart ass comeback! Hmmmm???
she starts walking away
Me Too! Mines as big as a house!
Come back! That's okay lady! I'll tie a two by four to the back of my ass so I don't fall in!! It's Okay!! Really I don't mind!