One Unhappy Family: (The Pathetics and The Assholes)

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 1, 2006

by daddydoright
4-01-06
argument in progress unbeknowst to them their kid was listening
No you're wrong! Your family are the 'ASSHOLES'! My family is just 'PATHETIC'!
Yah. I guess you're right. My family 'really' are assholes. And yes your family 'really' is pathetic.
at the wedding
Hi Uncle Steve. I'm the usher. You get to sit on the left side. That is the 'asshole side'. Thankyou. Enjoy the wedding.
Asshole?! They must be talking about me infront of their kid. I'll show them. Their getting the wedding card but minus the cash!
Hi Aunt Phillis. I'm the usher today. You get to sit on the right side. That is the 'pathetic side'. Thankyou. Enjoy the wedding.
Pathetic! Why I never! Who knows what else they said about me around their daughter! I'm not even going to stay for the reception!