Church puts in a McDonalds to raise it's revenue

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 3, 2006

by daddydoright
4-03-06
Hi welcome to McDonalds can I take your order?
Father OReilly I just feel weird having a McDonalds in the church.
Well don't Clairisia. Our attendance as been way down. And when McDonald's approached us it seemed like a match made in heaven.
Oh okay father. As long as it's good for the church. Can I have a number three value meal.
Yes of course my child. Would you like a side order of absolution with that?
Oh yes father of course.