McMerchandising (church & McDonalds match made in heaven) 2

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 3, 2006

by daddydoright
4-03-06
Hi welcome to St. Michael's McDonalds. Can I take your order?
Yes father. I'd like a number two absolution. A Pope John Paul the second commemorative plate and a double fillet o'fish sandwhich.
We're all out of the Pope John Paul the second plates sister. But we do have a few of the collectable saint glasses left.
Oh goody. I thought that promotion was over. Which saints do you have left?
We have three Saint Benedicts and a Saint Francis.
Oh definetly Saint Francis. He's much cooler than Saint Benedict ever was.