McReligion (church & McDonalds match made in heaven) 4

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 3, 2006

by daddydoright
4-03-06
McDonalds corporate HQ
Hey Boss that daddydoright is back at it again. This time he's saying we cut a deal with 'the church' to have taxfree francises. And we tied religious marketing and McDonalds merchandising together.
Brilliant! With the churches tax free status and their 'influence' we have the perfect combination of consumer brain washing.
McDonalds corporate HQ
Well if you love it Boss. I'll get to working on product tie ins and ad jingles.
Here's two for ya. Interchangeable Jesus and Ronald crucifixes. And get the Gregorian monks to chant our "Ba-dah-bump-ba-dah I'm Loving It" jingle.
McDonalds corporate HQ
Boss I don't know about that one. I used to be a Christian before I converted to McDonalds corporate. And I think some people might see that as blasphemous.
Nonsense! The church and McDonalds are in the same money making business. We both have francises around the world. And were both always trying to expand our consumer base with marketing.