McWar /MealDeal (church & McDonalds match made in heaven) 6

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 3, 2006

by daddydoright
4-03-06
McDonalds corportate HQ
Ok. Whaddyah dig up on this daddydoright troublemaker?
Well Boss. I got good new and bad news.
McDonalds corporate HQ
First the good news. Judging from his credit card receipts this guy ate so much McDonalds hamburgers our lab results show he should of had three triples bypasses by now.
And the bad news?
He owns a copy of SUPERSIZE ME and MCLIBEL.
SHIT!FUCK! Email him! Tell him he gets FREE McDonalds for life if he lays off. This guys a pig. He'll go for it. Then we just have to wait for him to finish the job by eating himself to death.