LIFE is either HIT or MISS!

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 6, 2006

by daddydoright
4-06-06
AWW SHIT!! I Missed It! I MISSED IT!!
Missed what??!!!
THE 1!2!3!4!5!6! EVENT! The 1st HOUR of the 2nd MINUTE of the 3rd SECOND of the 4th MONTH of the 5th DAY of the 6th YEAR!
What???? Hmmmmm........??? ...4,5,6. Ohh!! I get it! Pretty neat!
NO! NOT FUCKIN NEAT! I MISSED IT! I missed HALEY'S COMMET! I missed THE GREAT CONJUNCTION! When all the planets were lined up! I even missed a frickin solar eclipse last week! I'm always missing shit!
Yah! You got that right! That's not all you missed. When you used the bathroom before SLICK. You MISSED THE TOILET! So there's a lesson in this! Try not to 'miss' things in life!