Everyone wants a piece of his balls Chapter 1

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 7, 2006

by daddydoright
4-07-06
Well everything in your physical so far seems to be normal. I need you now to drop your drawers and cough when I say "cough!"
Okay.
Cough! Hmmmm.....??? There seems to be some kind of lumps in your testicles. I'm going to send you for an ultrasound right away today!
Geez doc. Is this anything I should be worried about??!!
No. Luckily you have pretty good health care insuarance. Other wise this bill could be quite expensive!
No doc! I meant about my balls!