|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Hi. I'm your nurse. I'm going to be doing an ultrasound on your testicles today. I need you to remove your underwear and lay down on the table. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Okay. Sorry I'm just a little nervous. I've never had this done before. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| No problem. I'll walk you thru it. Okay this might feel a little cold. I'm putting K-Y JELLY on your testicles now. SQUIRTTT!!! SQUIRTT!! squirt! squirt. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| WHEW!! THAT'S COLD! HOLY SHIT DID THIS CHICK PUT ALOT OF THAT STUFF ON MY BALLS!! OHHHHHH!! YAHHHHH!!! DAMMM!! DOES THAT FEEEELLL GOODDD!!! I FEEL A MIGHTY HARD ON STARTING!! OH! OH! | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Okay now. I'm working the K-Y JELLY in and all around your testicles now. So that I can get the best picture with our ultrasound machine. BAAHDUMM! That sound is your testicles pulse! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| WOW HEAR THAT?! BAAHDUMM! BAAHDUMM! THAT'S THE SOUND OF A SUPER HARD ON! MY BALLS FEEL AS BIG AS BEAN BAG CHAIRS! WOW I NEVER GOT THIS KIND OF SERVICE WITH MY OLD INSURANCE! | |
 | |  |
|
|
|