I'd Rather Be Fishing

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 10, 2006

by daddydoright
4-10-06
Sorry to her you broke up with your girlfriend. But don't worry pal. There's alot of other fish in the sea!
Yah your right. Hmmmm...??
Pee-You! Girl! You need to douche! Your cooch-ee smells like dead fish!
It's the smell of sex! It's like pheromones! It attracts other men! It drives them crazy!
Hey good lookin! If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Get Lost! Creep! I'm lookin for a Real Man!