Alchey don't drink water! (old W.C. FIELD'S joke)

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 10, 2006

by daddydoright
4-10-06
Hey buddy! Your getting pretty wasted! Maybe you should slow down a bit!
I'm doing...burp!.....Just fine!.....Hiccup!.....I am!
You wanna a drink of water on the house?!
I DON'T DRINK FUCKIN WATER!! And I don't drink on houses!
WELL.....?? WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU DRINK WATER??!!
CAUSE!!!............. FISH FUCK IN IT!!