ACID REFLUX -"BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!"

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 10, 2006

by daddydoright
4-10-06
Good morning hon! What can I get 'cha today?
I'll just take 'the usual' Mable.
5 minutes later
Here you go hon! Here's your order. Black coffee, 2 pieces of sausage, a chilled shot of PEPTO BISMO and for desert....a chilled shot of MINT MALOXX! Yummy.
Thanks Mable! Mmmmm! Breakfast of Champions!!
You really should see a doctor about that ACID REFLUX! It can get pretty serious if left untreated you know.
I already did Mable. He said, "LOSE WEIGHT!" And we both know that's not gona happen anytime soon! Haha!