ACID REFLUX! (IT'S WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST!)

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 10, 2006

by daddydoright
4-10-06
she's looking in his refrigerator
Why do you have STRAWBERRY FLAVORED PEPTO BISMO in your refrigerator??
Cause they were out of CHERRY! AND... I have bad ACID REFLUX! The PEPTO tastes like a MCDONALD's strawberry shake when I 'vurp' it up!
'VURP'?? Oh..I get it vomit /burp..the acid reflux thing! AND...WHY THE MINT MAALOX in the refrigerator??
OOOOOOOO!!! THAT'S A TREAT!!! That...VURPS like MINT VANILLA ICECREAM!!! MMmmmmmhh!!
If you have such a bad ACID REFLUX problem?? What's with the ORANGE JUICE WITH PULP doing in the refrigerator??
Ohh! That? I can't drink that! It's like straight CITRIC ACID PUKE without the digestive middleman!! That's from last weekend's one nightstand! She forgot it. You can either drink it or throw it away.