Wrong place! Wrong time! (Beer run in a dry county)

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 14, 2006

by daddydoright
4-14-06
Excuse me but do you know where there's a store that sells beer around here?
Bethamy! Git in thern house! And fetch'in tha boyz! No tellin what this here city slicker Yankee heathen is up'n to do!
HEY! I don't want no trouble! I'm just traveling thru and I just stopped looking for a place to buy some beer!
STRAW!! Boyz! You keepz a sharp eye on this here'n DAMM YANKEE! ELIJAH!! FETCH MY SHOTGUN! You other boyz don't mind nut'n he sayz! Prob-lee start cussin, talkin devils talk bad mouthin the Prezidint!
"Farz as I canz see he deedn't leave'n Daddy no choice!"
Ezekial did 'un Daddy really had'da keel that thar stranger?
He up'pin started speak'n devil's tongue right thar 'fore my own eyes! Spout'n some tin like muth-ar fock-n, si-cot-ick, stew-pid-ass, siv-all war, bi-ball nut fockz! That'z wharn Daddy put 'em down!