Toilet humor #3 (gas station bathroom out of toilet paper)

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 21, 2006

by daddydoright
4-21-06
Aw fuck! I hate gas station bathrooms! I gotta take a shit and some asshole pissed on the damm seat!
Awww I don't believe it! There out of toilet paper too! Fuck!! And there's no paper towels either! FUCK IT! I CAN'T WAIT! I GOTTA GO NOW!!
Excuse me. The bathroom has no toilet paper or paper towels! Do you have any I can use?
I'm sorry but I am the only one here and I canot leave the register unattended. You will have to go somewheres else Mister Shitty Smelling Piss Ass.