What's Up 'with' Alien's Anal Attractions?

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 24, 2006

by daddydoright
4-24-06
shrinks office
Hello doctor thanks for seeing me! I was abducted by aliens when I was kid. I was hopeing you could hypnotize me so I can remember what all happened!
Okay. I'll do it. But it's at my discretion whether I let you remember or not! Conjuring up memories your not ready to emotionally deal with could be dangerous!
hypnotized! remembering!
IF YOUR BITCH MOTHER WOULD LET ME SLEEP IN MY ROOM WITH HER I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS TO YOU!! NOW HOLD STILL AND BE FUCKIN' QUIET!!
Oww! It hurts! Owwhh!! My poop hole really hurts! It feels like a big stick is being pushed into it! Owwwie!! Nooohh!!
1! 2! 3! WAKEUP!
How come I smell OLD SPICE COLOGNE? Hey my dad used to wear that along time ago when I was a kid!
Sometimes feelings, smells can psychosomatically carry over from hypnosis! NO REASON but.. I was just wonderin did E.T. stop anally probeing you about the time your father left your mother?