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| Hi I'm BILL MOYERS! Our topic today is 'BRITISH GAME SHOW HOSTS" and why are they so popular on American TV? Our guest today is SIMON COWELL from "AMERICAN IDOL"! | |
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| I would like to be referred to simply as SIMON! I've had the name patented and I now own the rights to it! | |
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| Ok Simon. Why is America so enthralled by British game show hosts? Particularily snobbish, arrogant, know~it~all types? | |
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| Well WILLIAM. I certainly have not noticed any of those character traits you so crassly related! But I have noticed a certain lacking in the colonies hosts improper use of her majestys language! | |
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| First off we're not colonies! It's the United States! Who saved your ass in WW2! And secondly! It's not the fuckin queen's language anymore! You limey bastard! | |
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| Well there you have it then! Typical American! Resorts to violence where his lack of education and civility throw him for a loss of words! | |
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