GETTING FAKE ID AT DMV (Will that be cash, check or charge?)

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 28, 2006

by daddydoright
4-28-06
Shit I gotta find a fake ID fast! Their on to me! Come on internet don't fail me now! There's got to be something on here!
GOOGLE Search- fake ID. Click. Blah, blah,...And then go to a cemetary and find a headstone that has a date of birth around your same sex, age and last name ethnicity. Assume that person's identity.
Next Day
Oh finally! Here's a good one! Ok! Just jot down the date of birth, first, middle and last name. Alrighty now! Alls left is to fill out the paperwork and go to the DMV to get my new fake ID!
At the DMV
Hi I lost my ID and I need a new one. Here's some papers for proof of residence.
Just hold on one minute while I enter your information into the computer! Clickity,click, click! Well....MISS!! Alex Smith! FEMALE!!! Seems you have an outstanding traffic citation for Drunk Driving!