WHITEHOUSE Press Conference (Politics Is A Gas!)

Author: daddydoright

Date: April 30, 2006

by daddydoright
4-30-06
WHITEHOUSE bathroom mirror
So my fellow Americans as your President I can assure you I am doing everything I can to bring down gas prices.
You didn't convince me! You didn't look beleivable! Try being a little more forceful this time!
WHITEHOUSE bathroom mirror
MY fellow Americans! As your president! 'I'! Assure YOU! WE! are doing 'ALL'! that can possibly be done to lower gas prices!
PRETTY DAMM GOOD! I l 'especially' liked the forceful hand gesture at the end! Nice touch! But do you think the American TV audience will buy it?
WHITEHOUSE Press conference
Good evening my fellow Americans. Hee,hee,hee. As your president I assure you we are doing all that can possibly be done to lower gas prices! Heehee,heehee.
He must have the situation under control. Why else would he think it's so laughable? Yah, did you see that forceful hand gesture at the end of his statement? Now there's a President who's in control!