Q-Why did the Politician cross the road? A-To get the bribe!

Author: daddydoright

Date: May 2, 2006

by daddydoright
5-02-06
GOVENOR here's my finished report on the condition of District 5's Hwy 36. It has some minor wear & tear problems but it can wait to be repaired for about 5 or 6 years.
Good job nephew! District ...5? That's McClusky's! Call him up and tell him we'll start construction next month!
Why would you do that sir??! The roads perfectly fine!
Your still young nephew. Ask yourself this, "Why wold a smart businessman take a politicians job that pays far less than he could make in the private sector?" ANSWER! CONTRACTOR KICKBACKS!!
I thought the answer was to bette serve our constituents than our predecessor's administration!
WHAT??!! Did they teach you to be stupid in college?!! Get the book out of your ass & listen up! NO PAY? NO WAY! NO GREASE? NO 'PIECE'! IF YOU WANNA PLAY! YOU GOTTA PAY!!