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Author: daddydoright

Date: May 2, 2006

by daddydoright
5-02-06
Excuse me sir. Would you like to try the Creme de~la tar~tar! I hear from the Chef it's quite delicious tonight!
Well certainly! What wine do you recommend to marry that with?
MARCEAU '76! A simply wonderful Chabli! It perfectly compliments the meal without over powering it!
Splendid! Then make it so!
How'z that Creme de~la tar~tar 'cumming'? My table is patiently waiting it'z debut!
DAMMIT JEFFREY!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??!! DON'T BOTHER ME WHEN I'M MAKING THE SAUCE! Now I have to start over! Ohhh! Yah! Jenny McCarthy bend over! Ohh! Ohhh!! Phew! Sauce is ready!