POLITICIAN'S CREEDO "Grease My Palm and I'll let 'IT' slide!

Author: daddydoright

Date: May 2, 2006

by daddydoright
5-02-06
State Capital Governor's Office
GOVENOR I'll be brief. Me and my contractor associates would like to make a very large campaign contribution to your re-election fund!
Well... thank you very much. I don't know how to show my appreciation but I'm sure you'll think of some way. Haha!
I do. There's a huge highway contract coming up. My associates would like for the state to accept their bid and award them the said contract.
Before I answer that. Let's just have a look how much is in that briefcase you brought!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!
Are 'we' happy GOVENOR?
We are very, very,Very, VERY, VERY! VERY!! HAPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For this amount of money you can not only have the contract but I'll throw in my wife and daughter too!! I'll get NEW ones!!