Buying Your Way Into Heaven

Author: daddydoright

Date: May 10, 2006

by daddydoright
5-10-06
Ma! I don't wanna go to church today!
And why the hell not??
Cuz! I wanna play with all my friends!
Don't your friends parents go to church??
No! Their parents say all the church wants is their money!
So!! Everybody knows that!! Tell all those cheap heathen's parents at least were not going to Hell!