song "KING OF THE MOUNTAIN!" (midget loves the fat girls) #1

Author: daddydoright

Date: May 11, 2006

by daddydoright
5-11-06
little Tommy Gardipee loved the fat girls they always caught his eye!
Uhmmmm! Uhmmmm! Can I get some fries with that shake?
Your cute!
Everyone always said if one ever rolled over on him in bed that he would surely die!
I'll be gentle. Heehee!
I won't! I'm gonna tear that up! HawHaw! Now where did I put them ropes?
One day a stranger happened upon Tommy and his fatgirl standing by the bar!
Whoah! Watch where your swinging that fucking thing! You almost spilled my beer! You should put a WIDE LOAD sign on the back of them jeans! Haha!
Ohhhh Tommy!