Rooming House Blues#3 (How Low Can You Go?)

Author: daddydoright

Date: May 18, 2006

by daddydoright
5-18-06
God this place sucks!! There's six rooms on this one floor and only one bathroom! Man I gotta shit! Maybe if I quietly sneak down the hall no weirdos will hear me and come out of their rooms!
Don't count on it! These walls are so old and thin you could hear a mouse fart!
CREAKKK! ROOM DOOR OPENS!!
Hey pal!! Going somewheres?? Can I get a ride to a friends?? YOU DON'T MIND DO YOU??!! He just lives on the otherside of town!! Huh? HUH??!!
Uh....? I'm staying in for the night. I'm....just going to use the bathroom.
Oh...I'm sorry! I didn't know anyone was in here!
What are you fuckin' deaf??!! I'll be out in 20 minutes!! AND THAT'S MYYYYYY TOILET PAPER!!! GIT YOUR OWN!! We don't like thieves around here!!