Rooming House Blues#4 (What's Mine Is Mine)

Author: daddydoright

Date: May 18, 2006

by daddydoright
5-18-06
Geeze I can't beleive that old man took 20 minutes in here!! It smells like a yak died in here! And he took the fucking soap & toilet paper too! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME!!
BAMM!! BAMM!!!!!!!!! I CAN HEAR YOU!!! KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH TV!!!
TV? He's gotta TV? My room doesn't have a TV! All I got in my room is a filthy single creaky ass single bed and a 50 million year old peeling dresser!!
BAMMM!!! BAMMMM!!! HEY YOU DONE IN THERE??!! I GOTTA PISS LIKE A FUCKIN' RACE HORSE!! THEM THREE 40 OUNCE MALT LIQUOR BEERS WENT RIGHT THRU ME!!
FUCK IT. I'LL JUST WALK TO THE GAS STATION ON THE CORNER! AT LEAST THEY GOT TOILET PAPER AND SOAP IN THEIR BATHROOM!
HEY??!! LEAVING??!! CAN I CATCH A RIDE WITH YOU??!! i'M JUST GOING ON THE OTHERSIDE OF TOWN!!