Rooming House Blues#7 (Kid learns 'bout Bar Food)

Author: daddydoright

Date: May 20, 2006

by daddydoright
5-20-06
Hey kid! You look like your getting pretty snookered! Maybe you should eat something?
Hiccup! Yah...but I just moved into the rooming house upstairs and I don't know the area to well. I don't think I should be driving drunk. But...where's a good place to get food? Hiccup!
You don't have to go nowheres to get food! 'We' all eat right here!
In the... hiccup! Bar??! This place is to small to have a restaurant! Do they got a shortorder kitchen in the back or something?
NOoooo!! LOOK! They got SLIM JIMS, Beef Jerkeys, popcorn, peanuts, picked eggs, you name it! Unless your a big spender! Then they got a pizza oven to cook up a frozen pizza for yah!
MMmmmm!! Pizz-zzah! Order us up one of those bad boys! I'll pay! I'm starvin'! Wow! This place is great! They even got food!!