Jesus Adventures Part 1: The Beginning

Author: daisuki

Date: May 15, 2008

by daisuki
5-15-08
One day while exploring the desert, Little Lauren comes across a half naked man nailed to a cross.
Hey mister! Whatchu doin' up there?
Help me, I'm fucking stuck.
Why?
Because my fucking hands and feet are nailed to these planks. For fuck's sake help me because this fucking hurts.
Why?
I really am going to die, aren't I?