Buy a puppy?

Author: darkmessiah

Date: October 22, 2004

by darkmessiah
10-22-04
Hey, do you want to buy a puppy, they're really cute, and they'll live a long time, I made sure of it myself. I made them drink Immortal's blood... my blood.
Um, no mister. Are you ok? You aren't one of those stupid crazy people are you?
FINE, STUPID SQUIRMING BOY! THE RATS WILL EAT YOUR EYES AND YOUR SKULL WILL BECOME LIKE UNTO A STARBUCKS FOR THE LITTLE MAGGOTS!
Hey man, I'll buy a puppy if it'll make you happy. Just put the knife down.
Oh yay! You make me so happy! Here, have a puppy, and these flowers. Oh, I am so happy I could kill, but not you! You maked me happy. Enjoy the puppy, little Seraph