Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc. (EPISODE 1)

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: August 31, 2004

by darwin_farkus
8-31-04
Smoky McSmokesmoke and his pal Christian Diapers are out for a stroll, when suddenly...
Holy Christ! Did you just see that truck squash that kid's head like a little melon?!
It was probably all for the better. He was most likely going to grow up and live a sterile and desolate existence wherein he would discover me and eventually ruin himself over time.
Well, yeah... but he was just a kid!
Look, if you aren't gonna smoke me then I'll go across the street to that elementary school playground where someone will.
...I'll be good.